Morgan. 23. Graduate student in Chicago. Multifandom blog. Tom Hiddleston, Loki, Avengers, Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Harry Potter. Green Day, and whatever my heart desires.

 

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

bakuraisjustbritish:

music-geek-fandom-freak:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

AS SOON AS I SAW “HAND ANKLE” (Handgelenk) I KNEW THESE WERE GERMAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS.

I LOST IT AT HORSE TORNADO

(Source: iraffiruse)

I need more Tom on my dash

fromhiddleswithlove:

Since there’s a serious lack of Tom on my dash nowadays, I’m looking for some new blogs to follow.

If you post about Tom Hiddleston, reblog this post (likes don’t count!) and I promise I will check out your blog! :) 

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

(via phillups)

interswagnet:

tag me in posts!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

message me!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

interact with me!!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

friendship!!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

(Source: mondegreener)